The Lemonade Stand Corner
Two lemonade stands, one busy corner, one back garden. The first conversation about being findable, disguised as coloring.
Color and Explain
A picture to color, and one question underneath it that does the actual teaching.
The coloring is not the lesson. The question underneath is. The coloring exists to buy several minutes during which a child is doing something with their hands and almost nothing with their defenses, which is when the good answers arrive.
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Teach the Computer Cats
Choose which pictures to show a pretend computer so it learns properly, then choose one that would teach it something wrong.